THE " HOLE YYYYYY " BODY :) ..... SO lets play GOLF !!!!!!!!!

my body is now a golf course. Y???. scroll drown.....


i just got admitted in Syracuse Univ. for and a MS course in Electrical Eng. As per the rule book of the univ. i have to go through a series of test , which would determine my present state of health and would also reveal any diseases am carrying.

( American fear Indians i guess.... they consider us a bio hazardous material. well am not sure abt bio hazardous material ..but ya we sure are BIO- "LOGICAL" war HEADS. so obvious this is we are in every sector of US's economy ( and related fields) ... on which US thrives . )

back to the medical tests.

so get all these test done i went to the hospital. now i had to get to the "pathology lab" ( a lab where all the blood , human tissue .... etc tests are done)
when i rchd the lab i told the lap assistant what all test are to be done.
my list had 8 test. he asked me what purpose ... were these tets 4. i told him all the US of A story. he advised me 2 more so i said fine do that.
he then told his junior to take the blood sample.

i then took a chair .. they guy came with a syringe, strapped my biceps. now the needle was in... this is where the game started ......

• he first pushed the needle in ... something happened the ..needle deviated and went some where else. ohhhhhh sorry sorry !!! he said.. he explained what had happened.. and the second time he hit the bull's eye.
• while the my precious blood was rushing into the syringe ... some thing went wrong with the syringe .. it as half full by then . they guy took it out ..and said.. "i'll be puting one more needle in .. something is wrong with this one..... " ... fine i said.
• after a gap of 15min.. when my blood stopped ... he put another needle in . this wroked fine. ( but !!!! but !!! ... SSED [ same shit everyday ].. has to play its role ). the amt of blood he needed was beyond the syringe's limit. so again after 15 min .. i got ready 4 another excavation.!!!!!
• another needle dug in.. !!!!!!! a 20 ml syringe.... niceeeeeeeeee. ohhh my precious blood :((. by gods grace this worked fine as well. the blood guy must be saying in his mind Euuuureeekkaaaaaa !!!!!!!.
• then i got ready for a vaccine... this did well. over in a single prick.

5 picks 2 day. have few more in Q .... so by the end of this month ... my body will be a complete " Golf Course ". with 18 tiny holes or more. huh !!!!!



what a day !!!!!!!!.... am loving it !!!!!!!