Sunday, November 26, 2006

"LICENCE TO KILLLLLLLL"............


well ladies/women are born killers. they are like counterpart of HITMAN ....."HITWOMEN" when they have that "BLOODY" thing called car ...in their hands. Have this for comparis.

" a car in a women's hand is as dangerous as a butcher with a knife ".....

THINGS THAT LADIES DO WHILE DRIVING:

  • look in the rear view mirrors , press their lips to adjust the lipstick, brush their eyebrows..and they perform every "butification" on themselves......."all this is done in place of watching the road".
  • talk on cell phones....abt stores, makeup, boyfrds, movie gossips...... "this is how they concentrate"
women dont have the concept of "brakes"..... for them there are only two pedals on the flr.

this is how they name the pedals:
  • LONG & HOT DOG SHAPED----( this is the accelerator)
  • SMALL & BISCUIT SHAPED----( this one is the clutch)
the other one is the break....but 2 them is jammed always.
if therez an obstruction...they just "blow horn"...they just dont use breaks.
and jab thok deti hai......tab they say ki horn to bajaya tha, ab aapne nahi suna to meri kya galti........ ( dummm heads).

if they never use indicators...they assume that the vehicle ard them will clr the road for them.... when they have to turn.
godddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!

when they have to make a turn they never ever look sideways ...they just ...drive straight.
(jab dekhna hota hai tab nahi dekhti ...jab nahi dekhan hota tab jaroor dekhngi).




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