GRE : ( GRADUATE RAPE EXAMINATION )


ppl please dont take it literally.
its just that these xamnations have really riped my head off. i'll brief u with the onslaught and aftermath of the one such xam GRE.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS DURING AND AFTER GRE......... if u screw it.

things that get ripped or torn or shredded or stripped

• ur books
• ur brains
• ur hair ( baal nochne ke naubat aa jati hai)
• ur back and neck ( if u sit for too long on ur chair and near ur comp.)

if u screw gre:

• u get bald mentally and physically
• u get frustrated
• u become a senceless dog
• u become a begger ( beg universities to give u admit)

conversation between ppl.....victims of the ripper (GRE):

Anonymous: plz tell me should i give gre again in dec or not........ wont it be late.

Kunal: dude mine is also in tht range. may i know who u r????

Mukul: me also in the same range..which uni's u gonna apply??

Anonymous: hey evn my gre score is 1070........toefl 243......i am frm electricals......
may i knw to which univs r ya ppl applying......?

Punit: same here ..i have also same score .. can u tell me ..which univ shld i apply!!

Anonymous: assholes muhje suggest karo mujsai kyu pooch rahe ho kuutoooo.


bechara Anonymous......... has my sympathy.