THE " HOLE YYYYYY " BODY :) ..... SO lets play GOLF !!!!!!!!!

my body is now a golf course. Y???. scroll drown.....


i just got admitted in Syracuse Univ. for and a MS course in Electrical Eng. As per the rule book of the univ. i have to go through a series of test , which would determine my present state of health and would also reveal any diseases am carrying.

( American fear Indians i guess.... they consider us a bio hazardous material. well am not sure abt bio hazardous material ..but ya we sure are BIO- "LOGICAL" war HEADS. so obvious this is we are in every sector of US's economy ( and related fields) ... on which US thrives . )

back to the medical tests.

so get all these test done i went to the hospital. now i had to get to the "pathology lab" ( a lab where all the blood , human tissue .... etc tests are done)
when i rchd the lab i told the lap assistant what all test are to be done.
my list had 8 test. he asked me what purpose ... were these tets 4. i told him all the US of A story. he advised me 2 more so i said fine do that.
he then told his junior to take the blood sample.

i then took a chair .. they guy came with a syringe, strapped my biceps. now the needle was in... this is where the game started ......

• he first pushed the needle in ... something happened the ..needle deviated and went some where else. ohhhhhh sorry sorry !!! he said.. he explained what had happened.. and the second time he hit the bull's eye.
• while the my precious blood was rushing into the syringe ... some thing went wrong with the syringe .. it as half full by then . they guy took it out ..and said.. "i'll be puting one more needle in .. something is wrong with this one..... " ... fine i said.
• after a gap of 15min.. when my blood stopped ... he put another needle in . this wroked fine. ( but !!!! but !!! ... SSED [ same shit everyday ].. has to play its role ). the amt of blood he needed was beyond the syringe's limit. so again after 15 min .. i got ready 4 another excavation.!!!!!
• another needle dug in.. !!!!!!! a 20 ml syringe.... niceeeeeeeeee. ohhh my precious blood :((. by gods grace this worked fine as well. the blood guy must be saying in his mind Euuuureeekkaaaaaa !!!!!!!.
• then i got ready for a vaccine... this did well. over in a single prick.

5 picks 2 day. have few more in Q .... so by the end of this month ... my body will be a complete " Golf Course ". with 18 tiny holes or more. huh !!!!!



what a day !!!!!!!!.... am loving it !!!!!!!

Random thoughts :

u can rename the following lines as...... weird expressions , philosophy, ones own perspective, wrds of an upset mind , whatever... these are facts/gospel truth / my exp.

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we ask ourselves what do fear the most?
we get varied and diversified answers. but still there r few points that are common.
such as "God", "Death", " animals", "humans :)", "heights"... etc.
i pick one of these ...."Death".
i say y do we fear death? its inevitable . wounds r the things that give u cold feet. ( be it psychological wound, physical wound.. ny kind). they prick u more that death .

imagine what all u miss just cos of this "fear of death"... things u love or rather would love doing are so on halt/jailed just cos therez a risk of dying.
but we dont realize that not many ppl are born with that fate. a fate of dying while doing something u love the most .

someone said " if arnt living on the edge u r waisting space". so true this is.
am not saying that we all can throw the whole lot of "fear" inside us away..... but we can @lst control it .

ppl might say after reading this that its all so easy to say ( easier said that done !!) . am aware of that ... but.. as i said it all abt perspective ...

weird ... think !!! what life u want to live , "fear" or "fun"... they both never come in the same package !!!.




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" Life is beautiful "... this line u'll see in thousand of orkut profiles.
is life really "beautiful". well as per my exp., it not. rather its a "real illusion".
for those it is, they r just loitering ard the boundaries, where they find everything they pine and live for. its then when u cross the boundaries u get the real taste. life was never meant to be easy. its a complex design which is far beyond any man's comprehension. it just looks beautiful from the outside. and... we know "all that glitters is not gold". !!! :)

a quote in a movie said :

facing a loaded gun and facing life is one and the same thing.. there ant ny diff !!!


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the golden rule " never give advices "..... ppl ask for it, anmd in tern u get 2 hr names !!

or u want to somebody's "bhala". .. u give a just advice. he/she doesn't take it. u try 2 explain one more time.... no use !!!!. and when things go buurrrrrrrr !!!! nuty kinds. the same person say..... " u must have done this". u try to explain again, then u feel like.. u r standing rite next to "sun".

let me rephrase that:

there r 2 dogs. hu r really starving . u have "parle G" biscuits . they come ard u wagging their tails and with all the SLURPPPPP yyy!!!! look. u give them the biscuit. they didnt like it and give a look like " should we go 4 few more... as we dont have ny thing else ard to eat ".
the then dec. not to gulp in ny more.
but then after a while u see that these 2 dogs are after u...and would rip u off , if they get a hold on u. the reason ...................... listen to what they dogs were saying ..

we r almost dead/ starving to death... y didnt u give us more? ... even if we ref. u should have stuffed it in2 us.!!!!!!


the end

woooof wooof .


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therez one thing i can never trust is the wrd "trust" !!!!!
look ard all u hr and see is " infidelity" . its like use and throw. hu cares abt feelings these days.
whats worst.... ppl keeep back ups. just in case this doesnt wrk out i have the other guy/grl that i can go arn with.
talk abt "computer age .....".

Eating out my days ...... ( Gulp Gulp Gulp ..!!!!!!)


well the title translates like ... am wasting my time these days..nahhh trust me have that my whole life !!! .
so try to read between the lines..... u'll c " i eat all day long" !!!!!!

seriously i eat eat and only eat .....

ppl want me 2 take cooking classes.. .. i say ok... i'll "y" dish 2day u make it .. i'll learn it....
plain and simple. All i do is day dream then and pretend that the dish is in my head on in my stomach aka "paapi peth" . the dish gets it last rites in my stomach. ... and walllllaaaaahhhhhh, the cookery class is done.
i kinda bunk the class and slip in a proxy .


things i get 2 eat these days:

*) Aam papad ( amaawat/ sun dried mango) --- made in thailand ... imagine !!!!
*) lindt and heyshey's chocolates
*) baby corn dishes
*) usual daal chawal.
*) chat ..
etc etc....

SLURPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NOTE: dont stay on this page ...2 long ... i dont want c patches of saliva ( slimy ones ) here !!!!!!
( filthy na i know.... cant help it )